I wish mornings had a pause button

Waking up early for school is literally one of the worst things of all time. I mean, it's not even humane to make a human get up at 6 in the morning. I just can't even function! A good ol' pause button would just be so nice, like, you hear the sound of your alarm (alarms are the devil's work.) and instead of hitting snooze, you just push pause. And then you can just fall back asleep, doesn't even matter how long! Man, I'd lay in my bed for so long, probably get like 6 extra hours of sleep on top of the 7 I just got. 13 hours of sleep seems about right for me anyway. And then once you're good and rested, just hit un-pause and it's still 6 am, and you're ready to get out of bed. Ands for those of you who are girls, and take like 3 hours on your hair every day, just leave your morning paused 'til your hair is done! wow another problem solved, I'm just on a roll. If only I was like a scientist too so I could try to invent this type of stuff, but I'm not, sorry to get your hopes up everybody.