I hate when clouds cover the sun

You know when you're swimming and it's nice and hot and you can feel the suns rays on your neck and back and it's amazing! Then out of nowhere it's gone! What kind of sick creature would block out the sun? Oh yeah it's a cloud. And hey I like clouds! They're so pretty, but when I'm trying to swim and it just things it's cool and stuff by moving in front of the sun it just makes me pretty angry. Of all the times it could've moved there it decided to while I was swimming! Like who does this cloud think it is? I could be getting more tan right now but I can't because of a cloud, and now the chick I want to ask out probably won't say yes because she'll think I'm too pale! And she might've been the girl I was supposed to marry and now I can't because she won't go out with me because of this cloud! Maybe our first son would've been the president one day and made world peace! Or cured cancer, or been an astronaut that stopped a meteor from hitting the Earth! Nice, cloud, now you're responsible for there not being world peace, millions dying of cancer, and the dang planet being destroyed! The nerve..