I hate bipolar weather

It's so miserable. I feel the temperature outside before getting dressed for school, and its freaking COLD. So obviously I wear pants and a hoodie. So after school gets out, I leave expecting to feel the same cold weather, and I get outside and it hot! Like deathly hot. I start to sweat instantly, and I wish more than anything I would've worn shorts and a T-shirt. This doesn't sound like too big of a deal, but it causes me a lot of difficulty in my life. Why can't the weather just stay relatively the same throughout the day? That's all I ask.

I wish gum never lost its flavor

Okay picture this. You and your crush just had the night of your lives at Prom, and you're walking her to her door. It's going perfect, she thanks you for the fun night, and looks into your eyes, waiting for THE kiss. And all of a sudden you realize, your breath smells awful! Like, gag at the smell awful. The gum you had in your mouth lost all of it's minty flavor! So you awkwardly shake her hand, hoping she doesn't get a whiff of your nasty breath. She rolls her eyes and walks inside. You blew it. And who's fault is it? The gum, it lost its flavor do fast! Now do you understand why this is such a big deal? Gum losing its flavor is flat out inhumane and it needs to be stopped.

I hate getting nice clothes dirty

When I'm dressed like crap and just don't care, I never get dirty, ever. But the second I buy a new shirt or put on clothes I actually like, it seems like the whole universe senses it and declares a full fledged attack on me and my clothes! A cup of milk will always somehow make in onto my pants. Or if I'm eating an ice cream cone, there's pretty much an 85% chance it's gonna fall on me. Or my little brother will run up and hug me right after he's done devouring a messy peanut butter and jelly sandwich. At this point I've pretty much just accepted the fact that I can't wear nice things and keep them nice. The universe hates when I think I look good..

I wish paper was edible

If paper was edible, my life would simply be better. When I write the wrong thing on a piece of paper for homework, instead of crumpling up and throwing it away, I could just eat it! and it would be amazing if I always had a papery snack in class for when I get hungry before lunch! And there would even be different flavors of paper, like fruity and minty kinds, it's all preference. And hobos wouldn't always be so hungry! they could just find a dumpster where someone threw away their paper, and that hobo is set! I sincerely think this would make the world a better place.

I wish cars ran on pee

Okay I know it sounds gross, but what if cars could run on pee? When the car is running low, you better start drinking a lot of water! And people probably wouldn't use toilets nearly as much, they'd just bottle their pee up till the car needed it. Yes, this is a pretty gross topic.. but seriously! Pee has no purpose, except for those weird nature people who drink it, but that's weird. So I'm just thinking conservatively! Now that I'm really thinking about it, it's seeming like not a very good idea after all.. Just forget I ever wrote this.

I hate when the kid in front of me has dandruff

Have you ever sat behind someone in school who has really bad dandruff? If you have I'm sorry, I know exactly how you feel. The worst part is when you notice some of his dandruff has fallen onto your desk or on your assignments! And then you have to blow it off your desk.. No offense to anyone with dandruff, but it really is gross, they have special shampoos you can buy, so hey there's hope for you! Or just to be respectful of others, maybe wear a hat..

I wish my stomach had no end

So I went to my favorite buffet restaurant yesterday, and it's obviously all you can eat! So I just started eating away, it's actually amazing how much food I can eat, and the food was so amazing! But then all of a sudden I got that little feeling that told me that I'd be too full to keep eating soon.. But that wasn't acceptable. I kept going at it, past the point of getting really sick, like I always do when I come here. Finally I knew my time was up and I gave in to the food pains going through me. I wish my stomach never ended! The food is just so good, I would just sit in that restaurant all day and eat. It sounds like an amazing thing. But I guess if I ate that much I'd probably end up in a food coma..